Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

Brant

1. Very odd or suspicious

2. Intriguing or fascinating

3. A good deal

That seems very brant, too brant to make it up.

by Fransis G Rosey June 19, 2024

Brant rant

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!

Listen to that nonstop bitching. Sounds like he's throwing another Brant rant!

by Piggy's July 24, 2024

Brant

Someone who is very cocky and full of themselves. Also the definition of "send nudes"

Brant: send nudes
Girl: no
Brant: but i am hawt
Girl: no

by Trudeau Is Gay October 22, 2018

Brant

A true puddieboi.

Ayo, you seen Brant over there?

Chu mean Puddieboi, doe?

by Kyle Butler November 23, 2021

Brant

Brant, is a friend. Brant is a lover. Brant is strong. Brant is a lot like a strong metal. Something that is a great foundation.

I need help. I could use a friend like Brant.

by Smoney$$$$ November 26, 2021

brant marshall

The most amazing friend alive, my biggest support and the best of friend I could ask for. He has been there for me when others arent. Truly a misjudged person and a misunderstood guy. He is super sweet and very very sexy. He is adorable and super smart and his nerdy side will draw you in and make you fall for him fast. The way he cuddles makes your heart race and he calms down with you more than anyone else. Super loyal and fun to toke with.

Who's that guy?

That's Brant Marshall!

by Brant Marshall's Girl November 28, 2020