Bowelcano

When something you've eaten gives you lava-like shits that erupt with volcanic force, turning your innards into a Bowelcano!

Hey, Mel, how did you like that meatloaf I made for you?

It was good, Geri, but whatever you put in it turned me into an bowelcano!

by melosborne August 2, 2006

Jingle Bowels

Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.

by JROA December 11, 2008

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 February 10, 2012

bowelch

BOWEL-ch

A bowelch is when your gas strained colon finally lets go with a reverberation that causes your rectal folds to flap like a larnyx. In essence, an ass belch.

I apologize for that bowelch. It was most uncouth.

by Otto Veganzi March 10, 2014

The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Bowery Street

the most famous party street in all of frostburg. if you live here, you drink. heavily. there is a party at 85% of the houses minimum....on a monday. there are most likley more kegs in these houses than there are schoolbooks. if you live on bowery, the only time you really get a good night sleep is after you pass out from a night of binge drinking, or on sunday when everyone is too hungover to move. this is due to the constant waves of drunk and obnoxious individuals party hopping, yelling, and running through the street....as well as the fact that even if you're not partying one night, chances are both your neighbors have a packed house. but we love it anyway.

after living on Bowery Street for a semester, i can count my kegstands in minutes.

by fghdwjskqgtryefud August 21, 2008

Bowel Ripper

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.

Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.

by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009