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boltonian

awiiight what do u call some that comes from bolton? boltonian-DUURR
by free! January 11, 2005
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bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.
look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers
by noblobian January 12, 2010
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boutonniere

The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.
The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.
by Maxsparrow September 28, 2005
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Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."
by Atom G September 1, 2008
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Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
by cheeseoid October 31, 2011
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Bolton Special

The act of a woman gargling semen in her mouth, and then spitting it straight up in the air like a water fountain, the semen then falls back on the woman's face and she smears it around with her hands.
Kyle was surprised when Erin surprised him by doing the Bolton Special after rigorous felatio.
by Dubradio February 8, 2015
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michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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