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glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar
Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.
by foug December 15, 2003
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Bottomed Out

(verb)
The act of entering a vagina whose depth is too shallow to accomodate the penis, thus resulting in said penis hitting the cervix. This, "bottoming out", results in much uncomfortability in the receiving woman.
GirlsFriendFromLastNight: Oh my god how was your date last night?

BottomedOutGirl: It was great up until about 4am. We had dinner, drank a shit load, but when we had sex he bottomed out!

GirlsFriendFromLastNight: Damn girl! Once you saw that dick of his you should have told him about that shallow pussy of yours!
by BottomedOutGirl13 August 2, 2011
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Bottomless Pit

My Bitch has a bottomless pit, its fuckin awesome

Fuck off

Why the fuck did you search this up
by IceCubeMothaFucka October 14, 2010
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bottomer

Straight guys who like to get fucked in the ass, but aren't gay. They are always catching never pitching
gay guys love bottomers
by Jordan Steele July 1, 2005
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bottomless cup of coffee

Term used by escorts to indicate "multiple cups" or "multiple shots," meaning the client is permitted multiple ejaculations for one fee, usually within a pre-defined timeframe. See also "MSOG"(multiple shots of goal") or "multiple cups."
Wow, her hourly rate includes a bottomless cup of coffee! I'm gonna take a blue pill so I can get as many free refills as possible tonight!
by Mr Softee May 4, 2014
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Bottomless Lifestyle

1. (literal): When friends or strangers keep giving you drinks without having to ask.

2. (spiritual): Drinking deeply from the cup of life, and then drinking some more. Accepting the Universe's plan and indulging in its bountiful offerings without hesitation or regret.
"My friends have been buying me drinks all night; this must be the bottomless lifestyle!"

"I've been living a bottomless lifestyle since Burning Man; I don't make plans, but things just keep happening, and I love it!"
by BrendanDDonovan January 12, 2020
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