a sexual act originating in Britain. The act involves masturbating while taking a shit, stopping mid push and using the turd as a dildo. Origin is attributed to the fact that the Boston Tea Party in Britains eyes was trouble makers in the colonies "stirring the shit"
" The Warder loves a boston tea party" "I've been eating lots of fibre lately, i'm gonna have a great boston tea party later"
by yergirl May 5, 2010
Get the Boston Tea Party mug.While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.
In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.
by Bruce Moon January 7, 2010
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Get the Boston Tea Party mug.The act of preforming a teabag, with the scrotum fully in ones mouth. then urinating on the face of the teabagged
by Sportstop.com October 26, 2008
Get the Boston Tea Party mug.When a man is standing over a woman while she is facing away from him on her knees and the man streches his scrotum to cover the woman's eyes. Part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.
by Babyballs October 6, 2006
Get the Boston Tea Party mug.When you find a girl on her period, and take her bloody tampon and dip it in your tea like a tea-bag.
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