Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"

by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019

Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021

boogershintchel

When Somthing Has Gone Wrong

Oh Boogershnitchel , hes done it again

by Sarah August 9, 2003

eye boogers

Mucous usually found in the corner of the eye, although not uncommon to also be discovered in the eyelashes.

When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.

See also: crackles

Damn baby, WTF is up with those eye boogers? You been asleep the whole day?

Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'

by TheWordDr October 28, 2009