Blurst

Like worst... but so much blurse.

You wished her death and pain for her birthday?! That's what I wished her! This is the blurst embarassment ever.

by MrGlass December 28, 2003

the blurst

1) The best of the worst

2) The best of times and the worst of times

1) That new goregrind band is the blurst!

2) My family reniuon was the blurst! It started off great, and then everyone got drunk and started fighting.

by sam ward June 15, 2007

blurps

The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.

Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!

by @KingTybo February 3, 2010

Blurd

A bloody turd. Usually seen in a porta potty, a product of Hemroids.

Guy 1: Dude i was just in the porta jon and i saw a Blurd.
Guy 2: Ahhh sick man!, I wanna see!
Guy 1: It was tight.

by PatrickDonovan February 12, 2006

bluds

plural of blud, colloquial way of saying 'close friends

I'm wid ma bluds dude, whassup?

by SAll November 7, 2005

blurd

Fusion of two words to make a new word, intended (like most slang) to shorten the length of a conversation, they often make the person saying them sound like they have mental health issues.

Floordrobe= entire contents of wardrobe on the floor is a classic example of a blurd

by amberintheuk July 24, 2011

blurd

A mispelling of 'blood,' intended for people who need to spice up their term papers.

Elizabeth Bathory drank the blurd of virgins.

by Shleedle September 20, 2005