FlumpJerk

Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.

John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography

Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!

by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023

Blumpers

Blumpers: Slang for a woman with notably large, eye-catching breasts.

Did you see that girl’s blumpers?

by R4NDMP1AYR72 April 8, 2025