Facebook Blueballed

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

Conversational Blueballs

The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.

Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.

by IGreenKnightI April 13, 2009

Audio Blueballs

The feeling one experiences when a song ends on a non resolving chord and leaves the listener's ear wanting resolution (the root of the key usually). Also when a song is cut or stopped before the chorus or other major event like a memorable solo such as in Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb.

Dude, the ending of that song left me hanging. It was almost an eargasm but left me with a serious case of audio blueballs.

by phantomdrummer August 19, 2011

DJ Blueballs

When a DJ has a big build up playing and you think he/she is going to throw down a banger only to be disappointed when they drop a dud.

I thought he was gonna drop some hard shit there, instead DJ Blueballs threw down some weak ass shit!

by rhythmrobot September 24, 2011

Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."

Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."

by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019

Audio blueballs

An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.

Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!

by shawncm1 May 11, 2011

emotional blueballs

When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.

man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.

by acatlin December 18, 2009