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Spring Blueballs 

What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.
Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."
A painful aching in the testicular region resulting from prolonged dry-humping.
"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."
blueballs by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

blueballs outside 

blueballs outside by chris atcherson February 12, 2006
A painfull feeling to your testicals (also called balls). Your balls turn blue. This can be caused by dry humping.
Blueballs is a painful and my balls are blue
blueballs by Ble February 15, 2006
When someone has to bust a nut
Jonny you got blueballs
Blueballs by Bluebalss15 November 2, 2019
when the balls ezperience a lack of blood flow cut off by the erection
lemme fuck u so i dont get fuckin blueballs, bitch