blorange

to epically fail, or fail miserably.

made in an attempt to create a word that rhymes with orange.

Kanye West bloranged at the VMA's when he cut off Taylor Swifts thank you speech.

by ILoveBagelBites September 28, 2009

blorange

The greatest tasting drink known to man, created at Xavier University consitsting of 6 secret ingredients

Whats that in your cup is it beer? Nah its BLORANGE bitch

by Blorange CFO A.W September 14, 2011

Blorange

A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is emphasising her bump.

The emphasising could be any number of ways, the most common being to place the hands on the hips and push the belly/bump out whilst making facial gestures to support the bloranging.

Look at that woman over there, see, she bloranged and before long, someone saw her and gave up her seat so she could sit down on the train.

When being asked to go and get a drink by her husband, Rachel bloranged, groaned and smiled sweetly. Her husband then got up and made the drink himself.

by DjDarkNight June 3, 2009

Blorange

A descriptive term for a girl with bleached blonde hair and too much fake tan.

Wow check that Blorange girl out by the bar.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

blorange

To suck on a mans balls during a blowjob, usually with his cock still in the mouth.

She wrapped her mouth around his cock and balls and gave him the best blorange of his life.

by Kezza250285 October 9, 2013

Blorange

A girl who has dyed blonde hair and has so much make up and fake tan on she is orange (usually glowing orange). Looks very unnatural.

Hey Paul, cool party but its ashame how many bloranges turned up.

by Bonzo66 October 30, 2007

Blowgan

When you're doing a shit and getting a blow job from someone at the same time.

Dude, this chick totally wanted to give me a blowgan!

*In dedication to Cube*

by Joori September 13, 2010