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Blind Ass Hoe

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe

A: yeah, She is a total bitch
by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013
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james bond a horse

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.
(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse
by Markwick99 February 4, 2010
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Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
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By the blood of a hooker

an unbreakable agreement between two or more party's.
"by the blood of a hooker we will buy that dildo"
by outwitme August 1, 2009
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The Blood of The Iron Horse

gasoline and other materials used as fuels.
Brother, we must use The Blood of The iron Horse for our journey.
by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
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houston in the blind

It's used when the person sending the transmission wishes to indicate that they're not receiving a response, but has no way of knowing whether that's because nobody's receiving the transmission, or because there's a fault which means any responses aren't reaching them.
Sandra Bullock: Houston in the blind! Houston in the blind! Help me!
by mnroh December 7, 2013
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Ain't no hoe in my blood

Opposite of "punk." Opposite of "coward." Tough as HELL, someone who can get kicked in the ass and still end up winning, by default;
Also a Battle Cry.
"They just pulled up ten deep! You ready to get jumped?"
"Let's go punk! Ain't no hoe in my blood!!"

"I came alone homie. Ain't no hoe in my blood!"
by Major Bingus October 8, 2016
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