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blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.
Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"
by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006
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12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.
by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006
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The Brinner Club

A group of four film-interested friends who smoke strawberry blunts then go eat pancakes with extra crispy bacon at the local diner, for dinner. Better than The Breakfast Club, The Brinner Club makes time to smoke, then eat breakfast for dinner, all before nine o'clock curfew. Dig it.

Hopefully it will become a feature film in the years to come.
1.

"Who are those trendy assholes who keep eating at The Diner?"

"Why, that's The Brinner Club?"

"What is 'brinner'?"

"...Are you serious right now?..."

2.

"Those teenagers are wearing some cool clothes, but how do they fit into them, after all the fatty breakfast-foods they eat for dinner?"

"They exercise."

"Yeah, right."

"Okay, then what would you call their daily walks to that sketchy alley?"

"Fient."
by nomae July 21, 2009
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jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012
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peaky blinders

girl 1: “omg have you seen louis tomlinson with that peaky blinders haircut ??”
girl 2: “yes, he looks so hot.. i think that’s his best look”
girl 1: “SO TRUE BESTIE”
by DiAysha February 20, 2021
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blinker

a foreign vehicular feature to the drivers of Los Angeles
Non-L.A. Driver: I wouldn't have hit your car if I had known you were trying to get into my lane! Why didn't you use a blinker?!

L.A. Driver: Well, geez! You can't expect my Audi to have EVERY new feature.

Non-L.A. Driver: (glares disbelievingly)
by ASilentHero September 8, 2011
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blinker boy

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.
I slowed down to let that Isuzu Trooper into my lane but it turned out he was just a blinker boy.
by RachWho? August 30, 2008
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