by Derek Gieni February 3, 2005
Get the Blistering Bo sticks mug.When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.
"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!
by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007
Get the Blistering Bull mug.Why you cry so hard you blow a snot bubble out of your nose in the style of 80's chewing gum Hubba Bubba.
Francois: Wow, you were really upset when you found out Milli Vanilli weren't actually singing.
Millicent: Upset?! I was at home hubba blubbering! When that shit popped snot went everywhere!
Millicent: Upset?! I was at home hubba blubbering! When that shit popped snot went everywhere!
by Antoine testicle October 22, 2009
Get the Hubba Blubbering mug.That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!
by MrTechGuy7715 April 18, 2013
Get the Unconscious Blabbering mug.When someone stops by your cubicle for a quick question, which you answer, and then they decide to linger several more minutes for no reason, talking about random nonsense.
John asked for the PowerPoints, and I showed him where to find them, but then he blingered at my desk for another five minutes talking about the football game (I don't care about football). He's always blingering at the office and wasting people's time.
by Oat Potatoes December 2, 2014
Get the blingering mug.A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.
by Pastor Future May 17, 2005
Get the shit-blistering mug.(v.) to bieber is to break into someone's room, house, etc and cover all surfaces with posters of justin bieber.
room 311: i heard room 310 got bieber'd.
room 312: we didn't eat dinner tonight, we were too busy biebering room 310.
room 312: we didn't eat dinner tonight, we were too busy biebering room 310.
by room 312 November 17, 2010
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