Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

by Joe April 29, 2004

Beets of the Southern Wild Burger

A burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Beets of Burden Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Three Beets to the Wind Burger

A burger served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.

"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?

by TheWhiteKnight January 6, 2008

If it bleeds it breeds

A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"

Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"

Two dudes checking out a girl:

Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!

by TheKmannn June 29, 2011

steven-beets

A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.

Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.

Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!

by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011