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first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.
Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.
by 85cyclone December 29, 2015
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Glasshole

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep
At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me
by orieisen May 22, 2014
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basshole

Bass fishermen who have no respect for other peoples property and carelessly bounce their lead sinkers off of other peoples boats and/or speed through "no wake" zones.
Some basshole broke my port side window yesterday, fucker got away.
by Machu Pichu October 4, 2006
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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Glasshole

A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.
Glasshole: "Glass do this, Glass do that."

Co-rider: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the bus ride!
by Amphii February 20, 2013
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brasshole

After a long day on the gun range - it's the guys who leave early instead of picking up the spent brass casings for recycle/reuse with the rest of the class...
Tom and Keith claimed to have just received a call from the Chief telling them to report back to work. Nah, fuck that, they're both just a couple of brassholes...
by RJP7 September 28, 2017
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Atomic Blackhole

When 2 guys are fucking the same chick and she turns around and you throw hot clam chowder on her face...kinda like a atomic black hole.
Billy and Joe gave Brittany a really soupy atomic blackhole.
by ArtWheatley March 1, 2014
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