blarg

the sound made by people who try to talk when they are oiss-ass drunk

at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF

by Little Gords July 25, 2006

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blarge

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

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Blarg is a unique word, being the only word that not only means anything you want it to, or is used to show disinterest or boredom, but also is the only word that thousands upon thousands of people have claimed to have made up but has been around since man discovered they could use tools. Hobo Dave and Raymond Donn are amongst those who claim to have created the word, as well as some wierd dude called John who worked in the Games Workshop in Falkirk. I have also been known to use the word frequently in the past. I suppose, the true use of this word is to fill a gap in a sentence where appropriate. If a stoned person says "blarg", it is usually used to replace a word they cannot think of, or which they have forgotten.

"Blarg yer maw!!"
"Blarg tae aw da yids and swankers! (Hobo dave)"
"...Blarg man..."

by Costello October 19, 2004

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Blarg

A word used when there is nothing else to say. It is a random word but can be used as often as you would like. It defines randomness and can be used during awkward moments. It can also be used as people who say random words at times or just people who are random in general which are known as blargers.

Julia continues to say playground out of nowhere all the time, she's a blarger.

*awkward silence* "BLARG!", Sharon yelled.

by Blarg Lovers April 21, 2011

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