bageling

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.

Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.

by cristolin March 7, 2011

Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010

blagging

Wasting time on the internet, i.e. surfing, checking email, facebook, etc.

John didn't socialize with anybody because he was too busy blagging on web forums.

by Matthew Creveling May 13, 2008

beagling

The act of sticking your nose in someone else's business in a constant and annoyingly way.

That fucker Ben keeps beagling his way into my book of business...ugh, I want to smash him

by gnasty2000 February 1, 2016

bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013