A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
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After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.
by jordin36 August 13, 2010
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Term is taken from the popular card game of Blackjack, where it can sometimes be difficult to decide if you want to "hit" when your cards add up to 15.
Term is taken from the popular card game of Blackjack, where it can sometimes be difficult to decide if you want to "hit" when your cards add up to 15.
Bob: Oh man, look at her!
Larry: Eh...she's a blackjack fifteen.
Bob: No way. I would totally hit that.
Larry: Eh...she's a blackjack fifteen.
Bob: No way. I would totally hit that.
by otis80085 January 9, 2009
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A word applied for weed measurements. A blackjack is ¾ oz. (21g).
The word "blackjack" is derived from the popular gambling game, which is often called "21".
The word "blackjack" is derived from the popular gambling game, which is often called "21".
- Hey pal, I'd like to buy a blackjack.
- Ight, it'll be 100$.
I smoked that blackjack all by myself!!
- Ight, it'll be 100$.
I smoked that blackjack all by myself!!
by Poulin La-Terreur September 20, 2011
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in the card game, blackjack equals 21 which not only is pronounced the same as the group's name, but also signifies a win. therefore, the fans are referred to as blackjacks.
in the card game, blackjack equals 21 which not only is pronounced the same as the group's name, but also signifies a win. therefore, the fans are referred to as blackjacks.
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