Bjorn Borg

A cat, the slayer of worlds, shitter of beds, mewer of meows, the end of all.

Why did you shit on my bed?
Bjorn Borg: *You know why mortal"

by alanregistered December 25, 2022

Dirty bjorn

The Guy that's always horny around little girls

That dirty bjorn is looking again

by HC.tim December 8, 2020

Bjorn Scott

Fufu Norwegian boy who loves to feed little children Macoroni and Cheese

Look at that Bjorn Scott headass over there, imma beat his ass

by Corbeeeee May 30, 2018

Bjorn Darelle Czar

Bjorn Darelle Czar is one of a kind. Gentle and sweet. Likes to talk about life. Very sentimental yet charming. Very caring and thoughtful. He's someone you can get a long with comfortably. He is someone who values trust and honor his words. A lot of girls and gays like him cause he's handsome and all. He may be underestimated at times but I hope he knows that, someone's waiting and rooting for him silently. That someone's missing him dearly.

Bjorn Darelle Czar is yayabs, yayabs is Bjorn Darelle Czar.

by Yayabs June 7, 2021

Bjorn

Bjorn is my ex. He is from Belgium and I am starting to fall in love with him again. We hug and hold hands and I dont know where it came from. We broke up a year ago but now were back on track again. He is so perfect and so handsome and I just want him with me rn.

Hey bjorn you are beautiful.

by Tablecoolswag October 31, 2019

Bjorns

An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”

“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”

by Sailor plue April 12, 2023

Bjorn

This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".

dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.

by Tjomas November 22, 2021