buttercuped

When someone punches you in the asshole. Not fisting, being buttercupped is not meant to be sexual in anyway. Only the pains of Satan are intended when someone buttercups another.

Jason: Dude why the fuck did you just buttercup me?!?

Michael: I buttercuped you because you stole my wallet you fuck!

by TtEeBbOoWw15 August 17, 2016

bittercisms

Incessant whinging comments which are usually repeated ad nauseum.

"Yesterday, instead of writing my thesis, I watched 'Bring It On' and learnt all the cheerleading moves. Now I'm in a guilt spiral about how little I've written. Why don't I ever get any work done?"

by Louise Yabsley June 15, 2005

Buttercup the Cat

Buttercup the cat is the sweetest cat you will ever meet. She will cuddle with you. Even though she begs for food and water she will always make it up to you. Buttercup wakes you in the middle of the night just to cuddle with you. Everyone loves a Buttercup and cannot live without one.

"Shhhh don't wake me Buttercup!"
"Aw you're adorable!"
"Thats my buttercup the cat right there."

by Mwakitty February 10, 2018

Buttercup Panties

Wearing his girlfriend's underwear, the young man lubes up for anal. As he cums in her butt, he poops a baby rose bud dollop in her panties.

Worn out from the bland sex of missionary, Thad knew it was time to try his hand at buttercup panties...all he needed was a fine young lady who wasn't too partial to her butt huggers

by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020

texas buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and then open it under someone's nose.

"How did you get revenge on Mark for that prank he pulled on you?"
"Oh, I just gave him the ole texas buttercup."

by hyhyhsdfhdf November 22, 2013

bittercasting

An emotionally based negative weather forecast (from the perspective of the author) made by a weather enthusiast, or 'weather weenie', usually after having high hopes of extreme weather dampened due to unfavorable closer-to-event model runs, or the real time nowcast of a storm. Most often found on Weather forums online. Individuals residing in the Ohio Valley and Midwest are particularly vulnerable to such a condition, as these regions are often left out of large winter storms, and can often miss out on many severe weather events. See the so-called "Donut-Hole" effect.

It's one thing to be bummed out on missing a storm, but Jimmy's overly pessimistic rant added nothing to the discussion, and was tantamount to bittercasting.

by dodusdood January 12, 2022

Buttercup

A male child, usually in his twenties, who refuses to get his act together. A spoiled brat, who thinks his parents, and everyone else, are obligated to support him forever, because he's special, and exists. A freeloader.

Mike's a buttercup. He never pulls his weight...

by odibee March 25, 2013