bite meister

A person usually from the coast or ghetto area who is always trying to "get a bite" of your food.

bite meister:"say fool lemme get a bite of that hot pocket"
me:"why should I give you a bite I'm really hungry?"
bite meister: " cause fool...IM DA BITE MEISTER YAAAAA!"

by nantucketman88 May 20, 2010

Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008

Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.

Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!

by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Bite my shiny metal ass

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

by Bob Stevedave August 9, 2004

Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.

by Elitist January 27, 2004

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

The incorrect spelling of the catchphrase Bite my shiny metal ass.

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.

by Kamalyko December 31, 2005

Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

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