bitched-up

Physically and cosmetically damaged. Pitted, scratched, marred up, gouged.

After crashing on the motorcycle John had to get a new helmet because it was all bitched-up.

by Me November 10, 2003

bitchwad

Noun,
An excessively bitchy person, generally a woman.

See also bitch, ho bag.

"You are such a bitchwad."
"Dude, that bitchwad tried to rule me."
"What a bitchwad."

by Zenzirouj September 23, 2003

bitchnads

The female gland that produces the chemical Bitchosterone.

The bitchnads can lie dormant until they inexplicably begin producing massive amounts of Bitchtosterone (see hyper-bitchnads). Bitchtosterone has been know to cause irritability, confusion, and in some cases, mild retardation.

Her bitchnads were enlarged after the football game.

by Tubb Z October 7, 2005

bitched in the ass

- Getting literally fucked in the ass by someone who is considerably smaller than you physically.

- Getting into trouble because of someone who many consider to be lesser than you

- Getting screwed over continuously by someone in any situation in any way that you could absolutely stop but still don't.

"I love to get bitched in the ass."
"I don't understand why would someone of your size enjoy those skeletons fucking you in the ass."

"Man, Jane has no money, no apartment and yet she still managed to get me fired"
"You got bitched in the ass, John."

"Jane keeps going on these shopping sprees and I keep giving her my credit cards. I don't know, I could just say no but I don't."
"John, you're getting bitched in the ass bro."

by AshSoul July 2, 2014

bitchhat

When a woman in your life, who is typically nice, is suddenly bitchy, she is donning her bitchhat.

"You still haven't taken out the garbage? Get off your ass!"

"Sorry--didn't know you put your bitchhat on this morning."

by MFalcon May 4, 2016

Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

bitchteach

bitchteach - the gender equivalent to mansplaining

verbinformal

gerund or present participle: bitchteaching
(of a woman) explain (something) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or vulvagocentric.

She rudely interrupted simply to bitchteach, once again, how extraordinary all women are.

by denko12 August 2, 2018