bitchcraft

The subtle mix of witchcraft and sexual freedom.

—I am so enthralled by her, it must be her bitchcraft working its magic on me.

by namouton June 23, 2011

bitchcraft

A(n assumed) form of sorcery cast by those well-versed in smack, often upon those trying to decipher what their gibberish is meant to communicate. Sometimes, however, a bitch may simply talk smack in order to cast a spell out of spite, even against their own kind.

Person A: Ima use bitchcraft on you, then yo ass be huge!
Person B: Bite my skinny ass!
Person A: Abraca-shizzle!
*creak*
Person B: Damn!

by SplodgeOMatic October 30, 2007

bitchcraft

A vehicle owned by a woman who knows what she wants and whose transportation is the means for going to get it.

We're out of here-to the bitchcraft.

by Cindy7 January 22, 2006

Bitchcraft

When a male is cast under an imaginary spell on him changing him completely and gradually taking him away from his bro

1: damn why aint he coming out with us?
2: yeah where is he today?
3: he's with his girl its a case of Bitchcraft.

by LOLOLUO June 11, 2014

Bitchastard

(1)Obviously a nickname for someone who is a female dog with no father.
(2)A word you shout in ones general direction when you've realized that they have no genitals, and then realized that you looked to see if they had genitals.
(3)One who is of bastardly bitchtastic proportions.

(1)Lassie is a classic example of a bitchastard.
(2)Dear God, where are your genitals Molly? Dear God... Bitchastard!
(3)Many students at RMSEL... (Dana, Austin, Kathy, you get the idea...)

by ProjectSOBER April 27, 2003

bitchcraft

The art of doing whatever the fuck I want when I want.

Honey do the dishes,. Nope, I'm a pro at bitchcraft, do'em your damn self!

by triggerfinger January 24, 2015

bitchcast

When someone abuses the Podcast system or blogging system to just bitch about everything that's wrong with the world to them that day. Also common in women.

Rachel: Have you heard my new Podcast?
Brandon: It had better not be anything like your blogs, because I can't take another one of your bitchcasts...

by Hextacy March 11, 2007