bisquit

n. A doughy projectile weapon thrown at people who have offended the wielder.

I was eating an English Muffin but Mallory was annoying me so I pegged her in the face with a bisquit.

by ironist921 February 20, 2010

dick bisquit

When having anal sex you come out with a surprise on your wang.

Looks like you got a dick bisquit hanging. yo

by jjjdiddy August 6, 2009

bisquit toss

To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.

If you don't get out of my face you're gonna get a bisquit toss!

by h8uall May 2, 2006

bisquick tits

Small biscuit shaped breast virtually devoid of nipples that remind you of the shitty biscuits your mom used to make

Yo she dropped her bra and out popped two little bisquick tits

by badnate87 June 13, 2014

Bisquing

To dunk one’s genitalia in hot soup for your partner to subsequently lick off.

I got some lobster bisque the other day and started bisquing my dick in it.

by Ploopty March 13, 2023

homeskillet bisquit

it is slang for friend or homie

"yo whats crackin homeskillet bisquit?"

"homeskillet bisquit, wheres the dough?"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009

Fail bisquit

Phrase used to describe a person, place, thing, act, or event that has drastically failed.

"Dude, you're such a fail bisquit for not catching that." or "This whole trip was a fail bisquit because of the blown tire."

by McFeely Inc. March 1, 2010