Birdus the great

The great and mighty birdus! Controller of all birds, can't fly, but can have others fly for them. A kind king, but the equivalent of a penguin.

I saw Birdus the great today!

by Birdus the great January 3, 2019

Birder

To be a person who shits too long and is always late because of it

Man: Where the fuck is Mike?
Woman: He has been taking a shit for the past 20 minutes.
Man: Jesus, he is such a Birder.

by Rylfragger September 10, 2021

Birder

A birder is a type of fish similar to how a fisher is a type of bird

Hey Cal do you see that birder over there in the shallow water?

by Shrev May 24, 2023

dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.

The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.

by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015

Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.

You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!

by Noseyparker May 26, 2015

Shitamus Birdus

Some mug who likes to shit on kids

That shitamus birdus looks like he is going to spunk on that guy,usually named ben

by The beef stick December 4, 2020

birdkrap

Custom-made handpainted birdhouses crafted by family members of the late Howard Council who lived to 101yrs old. Done more modern and up to date for the new generation...and made in the 918 area.

think birdhouses, Think BIRDKRAP, new2010 birdhouses, made only in the 918. get you some birdkrap for a different and heartwarming gift that adds a personal touch.

by talldrinkofwater April 18, 2010