Bikini Houdini

When an obese or overweight female is wearing a string bikini and her straps disappear in between her fat rolls giving an optical illusion that the bikini is not tied on.

Look over there and check out that "Bikini Houdini." That fat ass woman is wearing a bikini, but I can't see any of the straps because her backfat and fupa are covering the strings.

by megajewel January 23, 2010

Bikkies

1) Plural of Bikkie.
2) What Australians call a biscuit.
3) The Australian version of the snack 'cookie'.

Today I made chocolate chip bikkies.

by Masterpieceinprogress May 31, 2009

Bikini Bun

nice big sexually appealing form of female breasts that are in bikinis.

Hello listen, get your ass to the beach you have no idea of the bikini buns pairing around.

by LoneRunner April 5, 2010

Bikini atoll

A coral reef inside the Marshall island where us detonates a fuckton of nuclear weapons and gave sailors a fuckton of radiation so don't go there alright?

Johnson: so I heard James came back from bikini atoll how was it
Joseph: the good news is he said the view was so beautiful
Johnson: and the bad news?
Joseph: He got radiation poisoning
Johnson: fuck

by LindFich October 22, 2020

bikkies

1. Australian slang for biscuits.
2. Dry pet food (kibble), as they often look like tiny biscuits.

"Did you remember to give the kitty her bikkies this morning?"

by MyDearDelirious November 26, 2021

girls in bikinis

Lesbian in bikinis on roller skates in outer space

Girls in bikinis idk

by Wild enby November 20, 2020

bikini

Can be itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow and with polka dots. However I reckon that's out of fashion now - its now white/transparent, push up and with a thong.

Beware if a fat old woman with a bikini asks you to help her rub in suncream!

by Lolli Queen October 23, 2005