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Iranian Bike Ride 

An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.
Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.

Polish Bike Ride 

Similar to "Doggy" but you ride the hoe and move her arms in a swirving twisting motion
Me and jenny totally did a polish bike ride yesterday
Polish Bike Ride by RudayyyC March 15, 2009

Polish Bike Ride 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.
Dani has had a polish bike ride now that kayla rode her like a horse as she was pounded from behind.
Polish Bike Ride by Jesus C. Hrist September 29, 2005

polish bike ride 

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!
polish bike ride by jizzohn November 10, 2004

Polish Bike Ride 

The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".
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Polish Bike Ride by Larry Obannan August 18, 2006

Bike Ride 

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride
Bike Ride by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020