BIG LION

Big Lion is a powerful deity that was brought to life in SHACK, located in the 2nd Washington of the S Region in the U.S.A. He has brought destruction to the whole state, nuking Pheb, located in the A Region. He is also extremely radioactive, making any living organism go bald and flake skin in mere seconds. People who do not believe in Big Lion is trapped in a laser box and obliterated. His overarching shadow arm can also throw any object, like nuclear bombs. To save themselves from Big Lion, people must create churches and make a bi-annual sacrifice. A prophecy states that only a five-leaf clover alligator in a diamond-wheeled John Deere tractor can stop the power of Big Lion.

"Big Lion..... he's so fucking powerful."

by hagei April 23, 2020

The Big Lie

Donald Trump's false, debunked claims that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from him.

The Republicans keep pushing The Big Lie that the election was rigged. If anything, it was rigged in Trump's favor. President Biden was elected fairly and lawfully. He won 7 million more votes.

by Jay Velasq March 7, 2021

Big Lez Show

An Australian animated show on Youtube about the exploits of Lesley and his fucked up Sasquatch friends.

Popular sayings spawned by BLS are:
"You fuckin' druggo"
"Fuck off, Clarence"

Person 1: Do you watch Big Lez Show?
Person 2: You fuckin' druggo

by MarsOz May 1, 2014

big lenny

The biggest freak around. Has end stage liver disease but no worries, he will live forever because he's 18 for life baby. Leader of the Delray Misfits. Big fan of Tan ten tens.

Who is that freak who keeps eyeing me down and snarling at me? The other day he asked if he could suck all of the shit out my asshole. "Oh, thats big Lenny"

by Piss Trooper March 31, 2020

BIG LION

An all powerful being that takes the shape of a lion, with unlimited power which it uses to control the world. It currently resides in Washington, S even though It is slightly larger than the province S. The lengths of BIG LIONS power is unlimited, it must exert its power with a shadow arm to show its strength over all countries. If any mortal wants to be spared from its wrath they must pledge themselves to eternal servitude of BIG LION or you will be eradicated like the rest of his enemies.

"My father is bald from being in a 2 mile radius of BIG LION"

by Rekcarc Of S January 20, 2020

Big lion

Big lion is one of the three universal beings, alongside pheb and the merciless sun god. He is one of the last two remaining since he nuked pheb. Big lion is constantly seen by his worshippers when they summon him at their churches. His worshippers believe that he will destroy the earth and create a new, more perfect world. The only thing stopping him from achieving his dream is the merciless sun god whom will do whatever it takes to protect humanity.
Big lion appears to his followers as a 40 foot tall lion with a overarching arm of darkness. He can fire lasers of pure radiation and command the shadows to do his will. Wherever he goes he leaves a path of radiation and those who he encounters quickly lose their hair and age and wither until they die. Only his worshippers are safe from this.

person 1: who on earth is that?
person 2: oh no.
person 1: what is it?
person 2: its Big lion. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
(person 1 and person 2 age and wither and turn to dust as Big lion approaches)

by garbage June 15, 2020

the big lez show.

A popular Australian animated YouTube series following the life and times of Big Lez, a single father to Quintin who is from another planet and is trying to get back. He is joined by Sassy and some other deadbeat drug addict Sasquatches and Clarence the Mailman.

Example should include the word "the big lez show."

by thomasfoster96 December 9, 2013