King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.

Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.

by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018

Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.

"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"

by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006

Blessing of Africa

large penis

abbreviated 'B.O.A.'

Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
-or-
Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.

by Mordecai May 19, 2004

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004

Blessing

Blessing is one of the most beautiful people you will EVER meet. She is extremely kind and generous. She is popular but she doesn't let that get to her head. She is actually really smart even though she may seem like she's not. On the outside, she is smiling but deep down she is actually hurt. She wants someone that will love for who she is, not for her popularity and looks. All the boys want her, all the girls want to be her and everyone wants to be her friend.

*blessing walks in the room*
*all eyes on her*

by teehee_1 June 4, 2020

A'Blessing

girl that doesn't have a commend name is one and a life time shes very emotional is a bad bitch loves her friends has a nice figure but is insecure loves to eat. shes very out going. she might seem shy and innocent but if she opens up to you your the luckiest person on earth. shes a liar if she likes a boy she can never get over it but will move on. if she is your friend don't be fake because more people care about her then you think. and if you have an A'Blessing NEVER let her go. can rock your world. and very good in bed.

boys; damn i need me a A'Blessing

everyone else; me too.

by thefinesstt December 1, 2018