Beluga

a severely uncool soccer-mom style white mini van, usually driven by a teenage boy.

I can't believe your mom's making you drive her beluga! That car is so lame!

by Beluga Boy May 5, 2009

Beluga

A YouTuber that makes Discord/meme videos on youtube.

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by AmongusLover6942043 August 31, 2021

beluga

Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.

"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"

by Parker October 17, 2003

Beluga Whale

A person with an unusually large forehead. Like a Beluga Whale.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out, that girl is totally Beluga Whale status.

Guy 2: nasty.

by The Hippy Slayer May 8, 2010

Beluga Fart

Usaully when waking up in the morning, you expel a massive amount of compact gas. It usaully is quite loud, wet, massive, and stinky. Usaully lasts for more than 4 seconds.

"Geez what's that smell?"

"Oh shit sorry, I just had a big beluga!"

by Rods March 30, 2005

Beluga Pod

A situation where an individual finds one’s self involved in an orgy of three or more large white women. Although rare, a pod of overweight albino women is recommended but blondes will suffice.

Dude. On my last trip to the Great White North, I found myself balls deep in a Beluga Pod.

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2019

beluger

A person who isn’t thinking straight right now.

That guy is so beluger, he missed a wide open layup!

by barnet01 February 2, 2021