Ben Bernanke

Only one part of the existing financial crisis. His, and many others', decisions have put this planet's monetary system in a world of shit.

Alan Grayson: Who got the money?
Ben Bernanke: Banks in Europe and other countries.
Alan Grayson: Which banks?
Ben Bernanke: I don't know.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

Bermuda

A really small island in the Atlantic Ocean full of really attractive, high functioning alcoholics.

I visited Bermuda this summer and had a great time!

by Ki7649 November 22, 2018

Bernanke

(Burr-nank-ee, Burr-nank-ee-in)
adjective, verb, Bernanke, Bernankein’

1) Bookworming when decisive action is needed.

2) Not in touch with current realities.

3) An incompetent person, given an important task.

1.
You: I’ll go to the library and see if I can find a book on “how to put out a fire” then I’ll come back and try to put out the house fire.
Me: Yeah, go Bernanke it.

2.
You: And that’s the way it is.
Me: You be Bernanke.

2 and 3.
You: I’m on top of that situation.
Me: Don’t be Bernankein’.
3.
You: I’ll let him take charge of that.
Me: Don’t let Bernanke touch nothin’.

by Bee to da' A March 10, 2008

bernankrupt

adj. To become financially insolvent and forced into a buyout rescue facilitated by the Federal Reserve during the Bernanke Federal Reserve era.

Due to their greed and reckless lending, Bear Stearns went Bernankrupt, and was absorbed into JP Morgan Chase.

by Mark Sanford March 17, 2008

Bern Victim

This unfortunate soul was a supporter of Bernie Sanders for the 2016 election for the U.S. Presidency but was robbed of their candidate by the treasonous criminal scumbag and head Sanderson sister Shillery Clinton. While some 'Bern Victims' directed their outrage where it belongs, towards the crooked democrat committee who colluded with Shillery and the media to sabotage Bernie, some unreasonably turned their anger toward Donald Trump and actually support Shillery. Sadly there is no saving these particular brainwashed zombified 'Bern Victims'.

"Damn man, I really feel bad for all those Bern Victims, but not the idiots who switched loyalty to the very hell-beast that fucked them over."

by CrowleyCorp July 26, 2016

Bermuda Triangle

When a girl eats a man’s ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time.

Karen gave Steve a Bermuda Triangle, he forgot where he was!

by Cinnadread August 13, 2020

Alyssa Bernal

A super talented singer on Youtube..Super pretty resembling Vanessa Anne Hudgens..But way more talented then her. :)

You know Alyssa Bernal?
Yeaa, shes super talented.

by BryannaTheMelody July 7, 2009