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Benjamin 

A super warmhearted and loyal dude. But with a dick so big that you can ride it to the moon and back. Even guys named nicholas can't compete. He drinks lead and chews 50 cal bullets to fill his appetite. If you fuck with him, he'll push a bullet so far up your ass you won't be able to take a shit for months.
Benjamin's a cool dude.
Benjamin by Thiccorndog April 30, 2019
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Benjamin 

Benjamin is beautiful - both on the inside and the outside. If you’re feeling down, he will make you laugh. If you’re happy, he will party with you. Benjamin is considerate, respectful and loyal. He is the one person you will never let go.
Have you met Benjamin? I know you will love him

Benjamin 

The nice kid kinda ugly kinda cute,Lonely kid nobody likes has big heart but females stay breaking his heart and never ask girl for nudes or sex just love. Love Benjamin now he will stay by your side Benjamin evolves into benjiman. Benjamin is on his way to superstar love him and talk to him now.
Kid: That nigga Benjamin so lonely

Benjamin: *waves then does best mates fortnite emote
Kid: ye that nigga Benjamin something else

Benjamin 

Benjamin is an awesome guy who will have your back no matter what. He is tall, sporty, and very strong. He can help you with practically anything. Benjamin is a best friend.
Jeff: How did you get that boat down?
Bob: Benjamin helped me.
Jeff: Oh.

benjamin 

hebrew name meaning

"the son of the right hand"

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benjamin is such a nazi, I cant believe he is a jew
benjamin by Andrew acphoto September 15, 2006

Benjamin 

Hey that guy sends me a lot of memes!!!

Oh well he must be a BENJAMIN ;)
Benjamin by BLOPIOOOHC February 15, 2018

Benjamin 

A guy who doesnt like pineapples on hamburgers.
Do you like pineapples on hamburger?
No, i dont
Ah, i see, you are a Benjamin!
Benjamin by V1nDns November 6, 2019