Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

by Hypo October 28, 2009

Bend over and grab your ankles

“Bend over and grab your ankles“ A saying that you are screwed or fucked, often in a challenging or difficult situation.

“Bend over and grab your ankles“

When our car broke down off the road in the middle of nowhere, I told John that we might as well bend over and grab are ankles because it was going to be a long time before help came.

by BigRed606 February 22, 2020

i'd bend that over

What you say when you see a really hott girl that you'd like to fuck.

Damn yo, she's hott. I'd bend that over

by pAtmOthAFnpRIcE March 24, 2003

bend him over

when you give a cocky straight guy a good butt pounding which he enjoys.

Heard from Fez W on the Ron and Fez show.

He'll be smiling when i bend him over at the party.

by howardbing November 5, 2010

Bend-me-over

a word to describe something scrumb-didly-umptious but in sexual terms.

"Oh my gosh kindra, that cookie was Bend-me-over good"

by ac15 February 8, 2007

Bend Back Over Ass

To bend back over ass is to put in a lot of effort into something. Sometimes not receiving any sense of completion or gratitude for your actions.

Tyrone: I bend back over ass for my team that can't do shit and we still lost.
Bruce: well sometimes you gotta just try harder.

by BigWillieHaver74 February 10, 2018

Bend Me Over Baker

describes a girl of classy origin that doesnt like tradition, instead would rather have her head in a pillow, ass up...and thats the way she likes to...

yes bent over, hard and fast, thats is all.

hello, please can you bend me over baker!

by SassySofia February 1, 2010