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Beethoven

One of the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

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The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

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This is tottally untrue. Beethoven died when he was 57, so he never was 70. The girl wasn't called Elise either. There was some dispute as to who she was, but there was no Elise. One theory is that 'Elise' is a slang word used to discribe pretty girls in Vienna. Another is that Beethoven actually wrote 'Therese' on the Manuscript and has very bad handwriting. There was never any Elise.
by Guilietta Guiciardi January 20, 2006
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Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro
by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010
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Beethoven Lick

When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.
Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.
by Samson Simpson May 4, 2010
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Beeta

Beeta is a funny Persian girl with a big personality who loves oranges, chocolates and yogurts. She can argue her way through anything and always wins. She is very athletic.
Who is that funny girl that is eating all the oranges, laughing out loud and arguing with her parents over chocolates? That's Beeta, she is funny and a pain in a butt.
by randomlyfunny May 1, 2016
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Feeta My Beeta

feeta meaning any verb and beeta meaning any noun.
Dude, Feeta My Beeta.
by meeeeeeeeeerrrrrr April 28, 2009
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Beetardio

Dude, you're such a beetardio
by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003
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betahoes

18-20 year old girls who come to Beta Nightclub on thursday nights for the sole pupose of getting free liquor and hooking up with random dudes that offer to take them to Louisiana.
The betahoes last night were whack because they didn't want to go to Louisiana
by AC kicks people in the shins October 23, 2009
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