Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

Begaffle

To laugh boisterously. Especially at others' misery.

When he explained that he had gotten gonorrhea I couldn't help but begaffle at his problem even though I felt like shit for laughing it was just so funny I begaffled for like thirty straight seconds

by wambamsam July 10, 2009

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 8, 2010

Bedazzled cum bucket

When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone

Bruh , I busted on Stacey’s face the other night and it shined like a bedazzled cum bucket

by HIUGLY79 December 5, 2018

bedabbled

To take a phat dab

Doude did you bedabble on that juul yet

Bedabbled

by Henru Goooch December 11, 2018

Bedazzled

When you get burned by someone's outfit while having sexy fun.

While dancing around a campfire ass naked last Saturday Valerie bedazzled me. The gems on her jeans got so hot from the warmth of the fire, when we rubbed asses, she/gems burned. I can still feel the love!

by TracyFlick May 31, 2019

baffledork

When your friend takes a pic of you and you don’t want them to and ur angry so you call them a baffledork

Stop it you fricking baffledork

by The official baffledork February 14, 2022