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el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.
Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008
mugGet the el beardomug.

weirdo with a beardo

Ninaa: "OMG! Check Out The Weirdo With A Beardo... Creepy"
by Ninaa November 1, 2007
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Beardo Head

Homosexual act of giving a 69 blowjob where both parties have a beard
You should've seen how big their beards were, they'll definately be capable of giving AND getting Beardo Head!
by Pingmaster July 5, 2010
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tubby beardo

Geez, this bar is full of tubby beardos. Let's get out of here.
by dirtyhobogoat September 24, 2016
mugGet the tubby beardomug.

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.
Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!
mugGet the baldo-beardomug.

Anal-beardo

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.
Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.
by karzee April 7, 2009
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Beardo McGee

Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.

Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"

"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2016
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