Sneaky Beagle

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls

Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.

by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

Man Beagle

An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".

That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!

by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011

beagles ears

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

beagle puppy

Only the most cutest thing placed on this earth- affectionate, playful, clumsy and adorable!

Me: Look at my beagle puppy
Everyone else: drops dead from cute overload

by BeaglePuppy June 11, 2012

King Beagle

similar to Top Dog.

The King of the pack. The Ace.

never plural. Always capitalized.

"Man, take a look at that guy, he's King Beagle."

"Don't mess with King Beagle, he'll Chamberlain you!"

"You shoulda seen king Beagle last week, he walked straight into their yard like he was Jesus in Japan."

by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008

legal beagle

A rules hound or rules lawyer. A stickler for the rules and always on the hunt for violations.

Don't play Mao with Mark, he's a legal beagle!

by Mark Carthage August 2, 2008

Beagle Ears

Slang for a vagina with unusually long labia. A synonym for meat curtains or roast beef named because the labia hang down like the ears of a beagle.

That girl could not wear a bikini because of her mean pair of beagle ears.

by CJ Strokenoff August 12, 2004