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The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.
‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight
by Whannin March 24, 2020
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grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
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Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate
The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?
O noes! It's Bastion!
by Anonymous April 27, 2004
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Bastion

by Lil.bish December 16, 2018
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bastion main.

now alot of people hate bastion for alot of reasons. now i myself am a bastion main but not because im fat or i have no skill. no i can beat the crap out of u in overwatch. but bastion is a great character for noobs to get the feel of the game and then switch. of course i got addicted to the dopamine hits that u get as a bastion when u shred through people. but he does have uses on defense AND attack! now u might how how the fuck is he useful on attack. well its something thats called KILLING PEOPLE. u see like hanzo he can kill people fast. so if u need to get people off the payload well then pick bastion. trust me i have won hundreds of games bc of this strategy. stop hating on bastion. let people play who they want. one goddamn character isnt going to ruin overwatch. if anything its the community. full of toxic people. so it deters people who cant take all that much hate before shutting down. so it deters newer players and its toxic community reputation is often looked down upon. let people play who they want. and if u say bastion takes no skill, watch Bastion Main. that dudes fucking nuts.
bastion main.- hey did you see that clip by Bastion Main yesterday?
by zeldafans March 25, 2021
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