Baptiste

A guy who calls way too many times in one night (especially on weekends)

Omfg this guy calls like a baptiste

by Theoracleseesall February 21, 2022

Baptiste

Baptiste is a kind person whose goal is always to share his love for people. Sometimes, his sense of humor goes beyond his kindness. But you can always trust a Baptiste when he says that he cares about your well-being. It's well-known that Baptiste are the best sex player and their pillow are always sweating love.

Wow, look at you with your Baptiste. I'm definitely jealous.

by pripri4ever April 29, 2022

BanDiStelle

A very chad person that is a staff in a Discord server, and no, he surprisingly isn't fat and changes his sex gender whenever he wants. Crazy right? He's very well known for his chad actions, and supernatural powers and nothing can or will change that.

"Do you know BanDiStelle?"

"Of course! He's a sagacious person and one of the coolest ones."

by Zeorn May 24, 2022

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is the kind of person who's capable to make you smile when you're sad. The type of guy who want to hang out with, the type of friend that make you feel safe, loved. The type of person who are grateful to have in your life.
Every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives.

Person1: Are you okay ?
Person2: Yeah, I wasn't yesterday, but I've talked to Jean-Baptiste, he made me laugh so hard that all my problems are behind me, gone, he's a truly friend !

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is this little scientifique guy, smart, cool, and with a very good sense of humor! The type of man who make you laugh when you're sad, the type of guy you will be grateful to have in your life. He's capable to make you smile all day, just because he was by your side. He's a truly friend always there for you, to help you and always with smile!

person1 : are u okey? you seems sad? you should talk to Jean-Bapstiste , he will help you to forget your problems, he's the best for that
person2 : yeah, good idea, every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives, they will be ok

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Jean-baptiste

Jean-baptiste is a male name, largely used in France. Jean-baptiste is a sweet caring loyal man with a funny personality, he is the joker of the friends group. He can be poetic and very romantic just like the city of love Paris. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jean-baptiste in their life.

You’re very loyal just like a Jean-baptiste character

by Manumuse November 7, 2023