buttcrack bandit

When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.

Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!

by acipi dobb November 10, 2003

Buttcrack Baby

When a man ejaculates in a woman's butt crack

We're gonna make some buttcrack baby's tonight bitch!

by Mr. Pooper sex January 30, 2010

buttcrack

the hole in your butt where poop and diarrhea comes out.

C'mon, let's poke the buttcrack! *POOKEEEE*

by CrazyButt May 11, 2008

buttcrack

Endearing term for a homosexual who sells his body for menial goods or favors. Uses the motto "This crack's for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark."

I told that fucka that I wasn't a buttcrack and to keep his damn chips, but he kept propositioning me.

by Houston August 6, 2003

Buttcrack Schwag

A baby makin' reggae party rock band from Southern, California that will make your girl's nipples hard

"When I get a boner and I want it to go down, I listen to Buttcrack Schwag!"

by buttcrackschwag August 4, 2021

buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet

"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."

by Nymuz December 24, 2022

buttcrackalacka

Visible buttcrack, a buttcrack said in a funnily way

That guys buttcrackalacka is showing

by sinCITYwasntMADEforu May 7, 2023