bati fish

Someone who acts suspiciously whilst acting camp

He's such a bati fish. I asked if he saw my phone but he said Nah queen and walked of

by 3206 January 20, 2020

Space-Batin'

Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace.

I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random chick's page. I looked at her photos and did some space-batin'

by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009

Bastid

Phrase commonly yelled while watching the greatest left handed reliever of all time, Antonio Bastardo of the Philadelphia Phillies.

That Bastid just struck out the side 1-2-3!

by Bastardo's Bastids May 31, 2011

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 9, 2010

Baticularneosis

The scientific name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of wing-like protrusions from your back.

Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.

"Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."

by swimmachamp94 January 13, 2010

Baidership

The laws that must imply, when you become a baider

Im now a Don, i must now read the laws of baidership

by BOOMA KING November 7, 2011

batkid

kid like batman

Today, November 15, San Francisco was transformed into Batman's hometown of Gotham where Miles has been taking down some of the Bat's biggest foes as Batkid along with a grownup Dark Knight.

by wizizm November 15, 2013