Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.
Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.
Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."
Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."
Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
by sexylady111 September 27, 2012
The male version of a Stage 5 cling on. That dude that blows you up non-stop and attaches to you like a barnacle...much like a puppy.
Independent Chick 1: "Girl, that boy is thirsty, he keeps blowing me up."
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"
by Snow Bunny G February 02, 2015
Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end
Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
by Endoku May 04, 2010
Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
by Shit monster December 19, 2017
by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019
A SoundCloud rapper who is rising very quickly. His songs are based on crude humor and usually includes instrumentals of the soundtrack of TV show Spongebob Squarepants.
by Centiliter September 20, 2017
Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.
Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.
Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
by The Insult Man March 12, 2021