A middle aged mutton that uses the meth diet to lose weight, but unfortunately has numerous amounts of spots on her face, even though she tries to cover it up with makeup.
Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world
by Adlocal October 29, 2006
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a blonde girl who loves shopping boys and hot pink
and has the need to feel sexy
Ex.
Emily:Hi Sarah
Sarah:Hi em
Emily:you remind me of a barbie
by ms.barbie 411 January 3, 2008
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When somebody you know is being a primadonna, high-maintenance, pseudo-diva over insignificant things. A non-gender-specific generalization, but an especially powerful definition to describe MEN who are being whiney and needy.
The husband: You didn't get chips when you were at the grocery store?! Honey, the guys will be here any minute for the game!
The wife: OMG there are pretzels in the pantry! Stop being such a barbie!!
by dirty_girl August 13, 2005
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a female an older male dates that are typically much younger and could be considered fake.
Karen: "Have you seen Chad Michael Murray's new girlfriend?"

Taryn: "Yeah. She is a total barbie."
by ireallydontlikeyou October 12, 2007
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Another word for a dildo or vibrator. Used when adults are talking and little kids are around. Also in public places
Honey i need to get new batteries for my Barbie.
by jigglyjoe February 26, 2011
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1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
by Astrapto September 7, 2011
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Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken
Do you want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
Barbie is a doll.
by :D iamyt October 24, 2020
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