The Bannon

The act of self-fellatio

The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting the Bannon.

Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn't enough...go for the Bannon

by lasteaglescout July 30, 2017

bananionic

A series of 4 altered ionian scales in music theory. They are as follows. ( C concert as root note)
Jazz name numbers letters
Ionian flat 2 = 1 b2 3 4 5 6 7 = c Db e f g a b
ionian raise 2 = 1 #2 3 4 5 6 7 = c D# e f g a b

Ionian flat 5 = 1 2 3 4 b5 6 7 = c d e f Gb a b

Ionian raise 6 = 1 2 3 4 5 #6 7 = c d e f g A# b

The first bananionic scale sounds much stranger than the other three.

by fuckjazz January 28, 2015

Banion

A person to talk about random subjects and or talks to himself. He is a person nobody wants to start a conversation with.

The annoying kid over there is a banion.

by Infantilarts November 6, 2018

Bannon arse

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.

Man, I had the worst Bannon arse after eating that Red Rooster on the plane.

by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019

Bannon

The act of autofellatio. Term first coined by Anthony Scaramucci, then White House Communications Director.

I remember seeing this film once, in college, where this guy shoves a cucumber up his ass and Bannons. Weirdly awesome.

by FarfelFox August 2, 2017

bannon

A man who cannot perform oral sex on himself due to being overweight and/or having a small penis.

He claims to be able to blow himself, but he's so fat that there's no way. I'm sure he's a bannon.

by lfbi July 27, 2017

Bannonite

Noun. Disciples of the dark lord Steve Bannon.

And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY.

by Junksmen February 24, 2017