Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.
by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013
Get the Bangkok Bumps mug.The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis
by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007
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Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.
Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!
by Captain Organ June 4, 2009
Get the Bangkok Carradine mug.Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.
This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.
This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.
Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.
by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010
Get the Bangkok Floating Market mug.It's the act of blowing you're load into an orifice of your choosing. Then getting down there, creating a seal with your lips, blowing it up like a balloon, and then with any luck with the escape of air a bubble will be blown similar to blowing bubblegum.
It's hard to master but the results are worth it...
It's hard to master but the results are worth it...
Did you hear James tried out the old 'Bangkok bubblegum' with Hannah the other day? Popped right in his face!
by Nthatch September 11, 2023
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"How did you get that eye infection?"
"Dude i was in thailand getting a Bangkok tea party and got cum in my eye!"
"Dude i was in thailand getting a Bangkok tea party and got cum in my eye!"
by CHOKE77 October 1, 2008
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Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now
Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now
Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now
by zeprunner3 October 14, 2011
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