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Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.
Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.
by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013
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Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis
I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!
by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007
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Bangkok Carradine

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.
Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!
by Captain Organ June 4, 2009
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Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.
Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.
by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010
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Bangkok bubblegum

It's the act of blowing you're load into an orifice of your choosing. Then getting down there, creating a seal with your lips, blowing it up like a balloon, and then with any luck with the escape of air a bubble will be blown similar to blowing bubblegum.

It's hard to master but the results are worth it...
Did you hear James tried out the old 'Bangkok bubblegum' with Hannah the other day? Popped right in his face!
by Nthatch September 11, 2023
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Bangkok tea party

when you are laying on your back getting simultaneously tea bagged by two lady boys (both face to face) while you jerk off both cocks in one hand then after they cum you make them shout "OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY"
"How did you get that eye infection?"

"Dude i was in thailand getting a Bangkok tea party and got cum in my eye!"
by CHOKE77 October 1, 2008
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Bangkok has him now

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now
by zeprunner3 October 14, 2011
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