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Bandsexual

Bandsexual means someone who is attracted to Money(Bands)
"Alex are you gay or straight im BANDSEXUAL"
by Bandsaremyprideandlove September 18, 2025
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bandsexual

Someone who is forgoing romantic attraction in favor of making more money, or “bands.”
Guy 1: “Are you gay or straight?”
Guy 2: “I’m bandsexual. I don’t have a partner, I put money on a pedestal.”
by RealTrey19 October 19, 2025
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Speckled banded

The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.
Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy

Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?

Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!
by I-Dip-Crisps-In-My-Juice October 8, 2022
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Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.
I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!
by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023
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Flute Banded

When your friends trick you into getting cheated out of your money to start a puruvian flute band
GOD DAMN IT I GOT FLUTE BANDED!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Poo Poo Fart Bart February 28, 2026
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