bammer

What Steven Pires slings and smokes.

Don't gimme none of that bammer weed.

by pwnagesp July 16, 2008

bammer

A word made up by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em to rhyme with "hammer" in the song "Speakers on Hammer"

SBTE: I got my speakers on hammer! Bammer bammer bammer!

by WESTCOASTYAHERD December 8, 2010

bammer pussy

fuckin anti-dank vageeene

all bad, bopper status

STAY AWAY FROM THAT BITCH

Originated in Hayward CA in 2008

"So why did you break up with ari?"
-"fuck that bitch"
"No but forrill tho, why?"
-"that bitch had a bammer pussy ...fuckin nasty, it was like trying to have sex with the garbage lol..."

by Cutty Garyyyy May 25, 2008

Bammer

A word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is worse than ugly.

Man look at that bitch she is Bammer, I wouldnt fuck her with a rented dick.

by Tizzle Mizzle March 26, 2009

bammer

noun. A person that does the damn thing. (No reference to Alabama fans)
The antithesis of a jokester, joke artist, or other residents of Jokester City.

I'm a fuckin bammer, son.
Sam told those hoes whats up, he's a fuckin bammer, son.

by JMAC1 April 10, 2006

Bammer Weed

The worst shit u can buy in the SSE as the locals say.-. Don’t gimme no bammer weed, we don’t smoke that shit in the sse. some say it’s like

microwaved popcorn.. with no butter

Ah shit man u bought that bammer weed, u know we don’t smoke that shit here

by OnThatSFshit February 23, 2020

Bammered

When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.

"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."

"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."

"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."

by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010