Definitions by JMAC1

Ben velvet 

Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.

Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!

Ben velvet by jmac1 May 25, 2014

bammer 

noun. A person that does the damn thing. (No reference to Alabama fans)
The antithesis of a jokester, joke artist, or other residents of Jokester City.

I'm a fuckin bammer, son.
Sam told those hoes whats up, he's a fuckin bammer, son.

bammer by JMAC1 April 10, 2006