January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
by memevegtal December 19, 2019

Guy 1: yo I'm bout to smash, but I didnt take a shower yet.
Guy 2: Wait! You telling me you got some WAP coming over and you over here with all day balls?!
Guy 2: Wait! You telling me you got some WAP coming over and you over here with all day balls?!
by Sweatiest of the meats November 28, 2020

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.
by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
by junijixx07 January 24, 2022

John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
by Minty burns November 5, 2019

by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023

by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022
